Software by MonkeyBongo.com:

Turn any CD into free ringtones. Simply load CD and click a button. Open the software. Insert the CD you wish to rip into ringtones, select a single track.. or all tracks, and then simply ckick a button. The software quickly turns your favorite CD into a great set of free ringtones. Easy to use and fun.

Turn all your MP3's into ringtones...with a single click! OneClickRingtones searches your computer for MP3 files and displays them letting you select which files you want to convert to MP3 ringtones. Select one song, or ALL of your MP3 collection. Select how long you want the new MP3 ringtones to be and click to create the new files. Your new MP3 ringtones will be stored in their own folder and your original files will not be affected.

Be a Ringtone DJ. Make cool free ringtones by mixing your MP3's, like a DJ. Make your phone unique. Mix your favorite MP3s and create the wildest, coolest ringtones. Select exactly the part of the song you want to mix, and then add the track. This is a powerful, free software that lets you have complete control. You will be creating cool ringtones in minutes. And they are free!

RingtoneEditor lets you edit your existing MP3 ringtones to your exact liking. You can import your newly created MP3 ringtones or select a CD track and select the exact location and length of the final ringtone before uploading to your phone. You can select and play as you edit so that you get the exact ringtone you want to have. You can even change the bit rate of the selection to have better file size control.

MidiEditor is a powerful MIDI creation tool that lets you make your own MIDI ringtones. Select from a large assortment of instruments, build your new MIDI ringtone, save it and then upload it direct to your cell phone. You can even add any number of tracks to give you a more sterophonic sound and the most unique MIDI ringtone ever.

Voice2Ringtone lets you use your own voice recording as a ringtone. Use your sound enabled computer with a microphone to capture yourself or surrounding sounds. Edit the sound captured to your liking, then save and upload it direct to your cell phone for use as your new ringtone. Record your friends, animals, cars, trains... anything! And use them for free ringtones!

Send free SMS messages from your computer. Send fun SMS to friends and family. Easy to use and fun. Works with US and Canada carriers. Send to your friends phones. Easy to use and fun.

WallpaperCreator lets you create and upload your own custom cell phone wallpaper easier than ever before. Import your own image and use the easy to use size templates, or customize the size to your cell phone. Save the image and then upload to your internet enabled cell phone with ease.

Upload2Phone is the easiest way to upload your newly created cell phone wallpaper and MP3 ringtones to your Internet enabled cell phone. No need for cables or other special software. Just enter the link displayed and download your files direct to your cell phone.

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